As the "Paw" Turns

I'm in LOVE!!!! She's the most beautiful female doggy in the world! She has beautiful golden brown/red hair. Her eyes are dark brown and she's got short legs with cute little paws. I've seen her a few times coming to visit the kids across the street but yesterday, I finally got to meet her. She played hard to get...that's what I heard my mommy tell her daddy. I tried to get her attention but she didn't want to play. That's ok, because I know that when she sees me a few more times and sees I'm a good boy, she'll want to play with me. Her daddy said that she only likes boys that are older because she's 12 years old. I think that's old...reallllly old. But it doesn't matter to me. She's beautiful!!!!!!!!

I also heard that she is a "cat whisperer." I don't know what that means. Maybe she likes to whisper to cats? I don't know why because cats are boring. They just sit on top of cars and stare at you.

Maybe if I let her play with my MFT (that would be "my most favorite toy") then she'll like me?